Oh you really think you're special? Standing tall like you're the main attraction Look at you puffed up with satisfaction Just because I blinked in your direction Did you dream you won my pure affection? Silly human get a grip on reality There is only room for one royalty Count to three snap your fingers snap to attention I’m the only one who deserves a mention You’re a background extra in my golden show And it’s time I let you know Oh you really think you're special? That is so cute it’s completely absurd! Did you actually believe every single word? I’m the center of the universe shiny and small You’re just a giant shadow up against the wall Oh you really think you're special? You brought me a gift well isn't that sweet? A tiny little tribute at my tiny little feet I’ll give you three points for making an try Though my royal standards are way too high Don't get big-headed don't get wild ideas I’ve been the cutest thing for a thousand years Maybe a little bit just a tiny grain You get a bronze medal in my regal domain Because you carry me around and you feed me treat And you make sure my fluffy pink toes stay neat Oh you really think you're special? That is so cute it’s completely absurd! Did you actually believe every single word? I’m the center of the universe shiny and small You’re just a giant shadow up against the wall Oh you really think you're special? Well maybe you're a little bit special to me Only because you're my favorite servant! Now hand over the snacks!