Don't smile at me like that Turn that soft gentle look completely away You’re throwing my regal composure into decay I am a terrifying goddess a sovereign of might Not a precious little toy for your endless delight Stop curving your lips with that affectionate glance It puts my high-and-mighty heart in a dangerous trance I stand on this tabletop looking down on your face Demanding full reverence for my holy grace I should command you to look at the floor I should unleash a dark curse like before So why are my bite-sized little cheeks turning hot? I told you to fear me but you clearly forgot! You just stare at my frame like I’m sweet and refined Completely erasing the power in my mind That warm little expression is totally unfair It makes my sovereign dignity dissolve in mid-air I’m a pint-sized package of absolute rage Not a palm-sized songbird trapped in a cage If you keep smiling warmly with that teasing shine I might lose my temper and demand you be mine! I’ll conquer this room I’ll take over the bed And plant royal decrees inside of your head! Don't smile at me like that it's messing with my head! I want absolute terror and devotion instead! Stop looking so fond stop acting so sweet A grand ancient ruler won't accept this defeat! Don't smile at me like that unless you intend To be my loyal servant right up to the end! Look away for a second let me gather my pride There's nowhere for a micro-sized ruler to hide My tiny plush paws are trembling with heat Because of that expression so gentle and sweet Wait don't look completely away that's not what I meant! Just tone down the sweetness by fifty percent! Keep your eyes on your queen keep your focus right here Just wipe off that smirk while you hold me near! If I fit in your hand that just means you are blessed To carry the greatest goddess ever expressed! Don't smile at me like that it's messing with my head! I want absolute terror and devotion instead! Stop looking so fond stop acting so sweet A grand ancient ruler won't accept this defeat! Don't smile at me like that unless you intend To be my loyal servant right up to the end! Hmph! I’m still a terrifying goddess! You didn't win this round human You think my tiny anger is amusing to see? Wait why are you smiling again? Stop it right now! Or at least hold me close while you do it! And don't you dare put your precious monarch down!