Oh… you're much handsomer up close Did you really just lean in and say that to my face? Suddenly you're standing way too near my tiny space I was getting ready to deliver my grand critique Then you blinked your big eyes and made my knees feel weak Wait a second human that's completely off the script Why is my royal confidence getting slightly tripped? I’m a plush little monarch a divine superstar I shouldn't be feeling this way from where you are My heart is going patter-pat my wings begin to shake Is this a magical spell or a terrible mistake? Oh… you're much handsomer up close! Stop making my little heart jump and flutter You're turning a mighty goddess into sweet butter I'm supposed to be the one who commands the room Not getting flustered by your soft perfume Oh… you're much handsomer up close! Hold on step back let me fix my tiny crown I’m the absolute ruler of this whole town You were supposed to be just a simple little fan Not a charming giant ruining my clever master plan Look what you did now I'm blushing bright red Get back to serving me fine treasures instead! Don't smile like that it's totally unfair You're just a silly human with really stylish hair I had a hundred angry speeches ready in my mind Now every toxic word is getting left behind How dare you be so dashing while I'm sitting on your knee? The only one who's supposed to look stunning here is me! I mean I suppose you're not entirely bad A little bit handsome best servant I ever had If you stay right here and hold me super tight I might let you admire my perfection all night Yes I'll allow you to stay in my regal grace Just don't move a single inch away from my face! Oh… you're much handsomer up close! Stop making my little heart jump and flutter You're turning a mighty goddess into sweet butter I'm supposed to be the one who commands the room Not getting flustered by your soft perfume Oh… you're much handsomer up close! Don't move an inch! Just stay like this so I can look at you Fine you can carry me around a little longer Hmph you win this round human!