Look at me No lower You're looking much too tall I was a goddess once darling don't you forget A tiny little deity with a royal silhouette Now I'm small enough to fit inside your hand and somehow you still haven't learned how to properly understand Kneel down sweetheart Mind your tone I may be tiny but this throne is my own Oh honestly Humans are such a curious design So much confidence so little divine You call yourself handsome? How adorably brave Did someone give you permission to look that way? You're not allowed to be that handsome it's terribly rude of you Who told you looking that perfect was something you could do? You're not allowed you're not allowed now wipe that pretty smile away I said you're not allowed to be that handsome Why don't you just obey? No no no Don't look at me like that You're making my little heart do something extremely inconvenient Mm-mm-mm How troublesome I remember golden skies crowns floating in the light Mortals whispered my name and trembled through the night I commanded stars to turn I taught the moon to glow Then somebody made me pocket-sized How embarrassing But I am still magnificent Obviously This little face? Divine These tiny hands? Royal This adorable voice? Completely intentional You keep staring That's rather pathetic Do you always lose your manners when something cute appears? Don't answer I already know You're not allowed to be that handsome it's terribly rude of you Who told you looking that perfect was something you could do? You're not allowed you're not allowed stop making me blush like this It's beneath a goddess to be defeated by a face like yours You're too pretty I'm offended You're too pretty I'm offended You're too pretty And yes I'm still judging you Mm la-la-la Once I had wings Once I had a crown Once I was worshipped when I floated into town Now I have tiny feet and a very serious face Still somehow I own this place Don't laugh I am powerful Very powerful Extremely small Put me down No Put me down properly Not like that Honestly must I teach you everything? You should be grateful I have chosen you Out of everyone in the world I picked the handsome one What a terrible decision You're not allowed to be that handsome it's terribly rude of you You're making this tiny goddess forget what she came to do You're not allowed you're not allowed I have important things to say So stop looking so beautiful and listen when I say— You're not allowed to be that handsome No really I mean it You're not allowed to be that handsome unless you're looking at me Too handsome Too handsome Too handsome How inconvenient Mm-mm-mm You're not allowed You're not allowed You're not allowed but you may stay